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Mini movie reviews - January 9, 2009
Thursday, January 08, 2009 Bride Wars - This cliched comedy tosses out stereotypes about female materialism and cattiness with all the giddy gusto of a newly married woman flinging the bouquet at her single girlfriends.
Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway star as Liv and Emma, lifelong best friends who've obsessively fantasized about the ideal wedding since they were children in small-town New Jersey. Because that's what all girls do, right? Lavish nuptials represent the zenith to which we all aspire.
Anyway, when Liv and Emma both get engaged within days of each other, they accidentally book their weddings at New York's Plaza Hotel on the same date. The conflict is the result of a snafu at the office of wedding planner extraordinaire Marion St. Claire (a tart Candice Bergen), whom Liv and Emma gush over during their first appointment as if they were 12-year-olds at a Jonas Brothers concert.
Despite promising to be each other's maid of honor, neither will budge, which leads to an increasingly destructive game of sabotage and one-upmanship. The speed and ease with which they turn on each other is dizzying, and more painful to sit through than Hathaway's rehearsal-dinner toast in "Rachel Getting Married." Comedy, PG.
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Mini movie reviews - December 26, 2008
12/26/2008 3:51:00 PM Movies opening this week
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - It's the damnedest thing. You look into the elderly man's blue eyes behind a pair of old-fashioned spectacles, look at the sweet smile ringed by wrinkles, and you know that's Brad Pitt under there. But the special effects are so dazzling, and Pitt's performance is so gracefully convincing, that you can't help but be repeatedly wowed.
Director David Fincher has always proven himself a virtuoso visual stylist - to the point of seeming like a shameless showoff at times - with films like "Fight Club," "Panic Room" and "Zodiac." But here, he's truly outdone himself: He's made a grand, old-fashioned epic that takes mind-boggling advantage of the most modern moviemaking technology. Fincher's film, based on an F. Scott Fitzgerald short story about a man who ages in reverse, is rambling and gorgeous - perhaps a bit overlong and gooey in the midsection - but still, one that leaves you with a lingering wistfulness. Pitt, as the title character, travels the world and lives a life that's adventurous and full, but he can never truly be with the woman he loves, Daisy (Cate Blanchett), whom he met when she was just a little girl and he was a boy trapped in an old man's body. Eric Roth's script may seem naggingly similar to that of "Forrest Gump" - which he also happened to write - but it seems more concerned with the transformational power of true love than the gimmickry of an unusual existence. Drama, PG-13. Read more...
Mini movie reviews - December 12, 2008
12/12/2008 1:41:00 PM The Day the Earth Stood Still - While the original 1951 sci-fi classic was a simple story of deep ideas, Keanu Reeves' remake is an overblown, puny-minded tale featuring extraterrestrials too stupid or lazy to do a background check on the species they condemn. Alien Klaatu (Reeves) arrives, makes a halfhearted request for humanity to take better care of the Earth, then decides our species isn't worth the bother. After targeting humankind for extermination, he abruptly flip-flops and realizes we have our good points, too, and rushes around to reverse cataclysmic events he's set in motion. Jennifer Connelly's hard to buy as an astro-biologist who befriends the alien, and Kathy Bates is horribly miscast as the U.S. defense secretary. The stiff and stony Reeves scores a new high on his own personal Zen-meter, coming across as so aloof and lifeless that he might as well have played Klaatu's inscrutable robot pal, Gort. Action, PG-13. Read more...
Mini movie reviews - 12/5/08
12/5/2008 2:59:00 PM By Staff Report Twilight - Teenage girls will surely squeal with delight throughout this feverishly awaited adaptation of the hugely selling vampire novel. Just the very sight of the word "Twilight" on screen inspired piercing screeches of glee at a recent screening. And the arrival of our tormented monster-hero Edward Cullen is certain to send another wave of shivers, and that's before he ever sinks his teeth into anything - or anyone.
Director Catherine Hardwicke was also clearly taken by the character, and by the actor playing him, Robert Pattinson: She shoots him as if he were the featured model in an Abercrombie & Fitch ad, adoringly highlighting his angular cheekbones, his amber eyes (with the help of color contacts), those pouty red lips and that lanky frame. He might be too pretty - and perhaps that's a crucial key to the character's popularity among girls and young women. He's a non-threatening, almost asexual vampire. But much of what made the relationship between Edward and the smitten Bella Swan work in Stephenie Meyer's breezy book is stripped away on screen. The lively banter - the way in which Edward and Bella teased and toyed with one another about their respective immortality and humanity _ is pretty much completely gone, and all that's left is one-note, adolescent angst. It doesn't help that, as Bella, Kristen Stewart looks singularly sullen the entire time. She's supposed to be enraptured by the thrills of her first love. Instead, she merely appears to be in the throes of pain. Bella's story, for the uninitiated: The quiet, awkward girl moves from Phoenix to rainy Forks, Wash., to live with her police-chief dad (Billy Burke in a bad cop mustache) and quickly finds herself entranced by her mysterious, ethereal classmate Edward. At first, Edward fights his all-consuming attraction to Bella but eventually finds he can't stay away. Good thing, too, because she'll need him to protect her from even greater dangers than the one he potentially presents - and that's where "Twilight" really collapses in a heap of cheesy visual effects. Drama, PG-13. Read more...
11/26/2008 3:24:00 PM Australia - Overlong and self-indulgent, Baz Luhrmann's homage to epic adventure films feels like a slog through the outback itself. And yet it can be a visually wondrous journey, one with striking visuals that will take your breath away again and again. No one ever doubted the director's capabilities as an inventive aesthetic stylist - this is the man, after all, who dared to set the balcony scene in a swimming pool in his revisionist of "Romeo + Juliet," who turned "Moulin Rouge!" into a dizzying dance of light and color, complete with Elton John and Nirvana songs.
Here, he focuses his considerable talents on a more traditional genre: the big, old-fashioned, wartime romance. The result is grandiose and dazzling, repetitive and predictable. Set in pre-World War II, "Australia" stars Nicole Kidman as the British aristocrat Lady Sarah Ashley, who travels to the Northern Territory ranch of Faraway Downs to confront the absent husband she suspects of philandering. She immediately clashes with the roguishly charming Drover (Hugh Jackman in full-on Sexiest-Man-Alive mode), who works on the ranch, and Luhrmann is clearly aiming to replicate the kind of chemistry Bogart and Hepburn enjoyed in "The African Queen" with their antagonistically flirty banter. Once Lady Ashley discovers her husband is dead, it's no big shocker that she finds herself falling in love with the place, and with the Drover (and really, how could she resist?). It also comes as no surprise that, after expressing zero fondness for children, she experiences maternal instincts for the impish Aboriginal boy Nullah (Brandon Walters), who's adorable but also an unfortunate racial stereotype. Drama, PG-13.
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Mini movie reviews - Nov. 21, 2008
11/14/2008 2:19:00 PM Opening this week Quantum of Solace - "Casino Royale" came along just as the James Bond franchise was sinking into a lazy rehash of all that had gone before. It jump-started 007 with its seamless mix of action and emotion, and now "Quantum of Solace" keeps it humming along - in a familiar, but forgettable, gear. The car metaphor is appropriate. "Quantum of Solace" starts out with a thrilling chase through northern Italy that's one of the film's few highlights. But this is a very slight Bond movie, and it feels especially so compared to "Casino Royale," easily one of the best of the long-running series. And it's unusual in that it's a sequel - that's never happened before. Director Marc Forster's film picks up right where "Casino Royale" left off, with Daniel Craig's Bond trying to avenge the death of the only woman he ever loved, Eva Green's Vesper Lynd. He's also trying to pin down the mastermind behind a plot to control the water supply of Bolivia, and maybe, someday, the world! (Mathieu Amalric plays the role with a calm creepiness.) In theory, it could have had a relevant ecological message. Instead, the water angle feels like an afterthought in the surprisingly thin plot from writers Paul Haggis, Neal Purvis and Robert Wade, who also wrote "Casino Royale."
Along the way, Bond hooks up with the mysterious and dangerous Camille (Ukrainian model Olga Kurylenko), who's on her own revenge mission. Craig is, of course, sexy and masculine and formidable as always, and he plays beautifully off of Judi Dench as M, the head of the British secret service. They share scenes that are both teasing and meaty, and their exchanges provide the movie with some much-needed substance. Action, PG-13. Read more...
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